Robber Theory
My house got broken into over the weekend and I lost some stuff. The cops asked me whom I suspected could have done this. I told the cops that i might have to think who could have done this and after lots of thought i have this theory. It must have been one of my countless female fans 
. Here is the reason why
1. She took my camera , which had lots of my photos.
2. She took my CPU , which again had lots of details of my life. She might have wanted to know where she fits in .
3. She took my diamond ring as a souvenir. She must have thought it must have been for her.
4. She took my passport so that I dont go away from her.
LOL .
On a serious note “I am a simple man with nothing to lose” and the thief must be regretting his/her decision to rob me.
