Atheist letters to God
Dear God,
How have you been doing ? Whats new and exciting ?
I have been chilling, keeping busy and all that. You must be surprised at recieving letters from a stranger like me, do brace yourself cos this is the first in the series of letters that I will write to you.
Who am I ?
Check on your HTS(Human tracking system), my HIN(Human Identification number) is 666-666-666-666. If you dont find me there which I am pretty sure you wont, ask Satan to check in the STS(Satans tracking system), he must be keeping a good tab on me, my SIN( Satan identification number) is also 666-666-666-666. Tell him I am not a Satanist either 
Well if I am an atheist why God ?
Well, call me a hypocrite and all that but I love the concept of God , not all the times but most of the times. So although I dont acknowledge you or accept your presence, I still want others to acknowledge your presence, just to keep them from doing all the stupid things, which they still find justification to do and blame it so easily on you.
Think of me as writing letters to you just as a kid writes letters to SantaClaus. In case you do exist, which might be a highly improbable condition, do read these letters.
Why dont i believe in God ?
God, there are gazallion reasons why I dont believe in you. One simple reason, if you did exist there wouldn’t have been so much suffering in this world. Yeah yeah yeah people tell me its karma and God is testing his subjects, yada yada yada . Tell me one thing God, if I were to torture people for fun or for something I call a higher purpose, which only I am privy to , wouldnt you call me a sadist?
I do believe in Spiderman, Superman, Batman and of course the tooth fairy .
Will I be convincing others to become atheists ?
Hell no God. Let them do what pleases them. Just as I dont want someone to force me to accept your presence, so I wouldnt want to force others to become atheists. Rather as I said earlier that I want people to accept and acknowledge you.
God, sometimes its funny people try to logically prove to me that God exists. God, arent you based on faith which is exactly opposite of logic. So in case someone logically proves that you do exist , in essence they are proving that you dont .
Sometimes people tell me of all the tortures that might fall on me just cos I am not acknowledging you. God, I would like to tell you I am not scared of death or hell (atleast till now).
What will I write ?
Dont you worry, I wont ask you to do anything for me. I know you must already have a backlog of things to attend to and I wont burden you with my stuff.
Two things which I will write to you about .
- I have lots of gripes about stuff which I find amusing or plain stupid.
- Since I am plain stupid, sometimes I dont understand things that are written in the religious books , I might ask you for clarifications on it.
What if you dont reply ?
I dont expect a reply, remember I am an atheist
Sincerely,
An Atheist.
Dear God.
I pray to you to bring these atheist back to your home, so they can understand that you do love them and that you don’t want ANY of them to burn in hell for eternity—not even the male chauvenistic pig, who displayed chauvenism for asking such a stupid question on the creation of women!!
Comment by Messenger — October 3, 2005 @ 2:41 pm